The Awkward Moment When You Don't Know What To Say

Yep. I'm in that stage.
This is my first post, the first of many, and I'm stuck here without a clue what to say!!! What a bummer. 
So I'll try to, um, keep going? Just look like I'm trying. I like panda bears. They are the best. I wish I was one. They will appear often in this blog, I think. But don't take that too literally. Okay, now that I've scared you off my blog, which I really had ace plans for - this was going to become the 8th wonder of the world, for crying out loud! - I will basically say goodbye.
Goodbye!
Toodle pip!
Auf widersehn!
Pa!
Adios!
Salut!